Dear Rob Pelinka, Thank you for taking time out of your day to read this. We know you’re busy. For that reason, we’ll aim to be brief. Please trade Russell Westbrook. We’re not asking because we’re Lakers fans: here at NBA Analysis, maintaining impartiality is essential.
Instead, we’re asking because we’re tired of writing Russell Westbrook trade proposals.
Seriously. It’s exhausting. Yet, it’s necessary. Our intention is to suggest hypothetical trades for NBA fans to read about. We wouldn’t be doing our job unless we included Westbrook proposals.
So, we’re humbly asking that you spare us from the tedium of having to suggest Westbrook packages continuously.
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If you don’t have any good ideas, just scroll through our website. We’ve suggested plenty.
Alternatively, just go to the next page of this very article.